Sequels

18 August, 2006

Yep, it’s only the movie’s opening day, but already people are thinking about sequels. Mr. Cranky has a bunch of good ideas. And here’s the sequel I want to see.

Sharks On A Plane

Now, it’s true that this movie’s already been made:

But I personally feel that “Sharks on a Plane With Samuel Jackson” is, as a friend put it, a totally different vehicle than “Sharks Underwater Where LL Cool J Survives.” Among other things, the cleavage on the plane will not be clung to by drenched clothing, but squeeze-enhanced by snakes themselves.

Sadly, since I came up with this idea, it’s been somewhat overtaken by events. Recent airliner security changes make the “Sharks On A Plane” concept a little implausible. I can think of lots of ways around it, personally (Land Shark. Miniature sharks. Piranhas. Piranhas dressed as Land Sharks. Nanosharks….), but I guess we’ll just have to see what Hollywood comes up with.

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2 Responses to “Sequels”

  1. Momb Says:

    You’re having way too much fun…

  2. Dr. Birdcage Says:

    “Sharks Underwater Where LL Cool J Survives.” That is awesome beyond description. Though I’m not seeing the implausibility of Sharks on a Plane. I mean, they aren’t made of gel and aren’t anymore liquidy than humans. And more to the point, as they are not screw top containers, their liquid is so much less dangerous than the hand cream that I had to put in my checked luggage when I went to Maine. Speaking of Maine, perhaps the sequel should be Lobstahs on a Plane.


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