sex advice from fish
23 January, 2006
Added a ton of blogs to my RSS aggregator recently. One is a science blog clearinghouse, on which I read today:
The lessons are clear. Having a long sword will help you intimidate and beat up your competition, and painting stripes along its length (or at least at the tip) will win you the admiration of females.
If you’re a fish, that is.
There is no necessary expectation that it will help at all if you’re a hairless ape, but if anyone tries it, let me know how it turns out.