18 August, 2006
Now, it’s true that this movie’s already been made:
But I personally feel that “Sharks on a Plane With Samuel Jackson” is, as a friend put it, a totally different vehicle than “Sharks Underwater Where LL Cool J Survives.” Among other things, the cleavage on the plane will not be clung to by drenched clothing, but squeeze-enhanced by snakes themselves.
Sadly, since I came up with this idea, it’s been somewhat overtaken by events. Recent airliner security changes make the “Sharks On A Plane” concept a little implausible. I can think of lots of ways around it, personally (Land Shark. Miniature sharks. Piranhas. Piranhas dressed as Land Sharks. Nanosharks….), but I guess we’ll just have to see what Hollywood comes up with.