3 February, 2008
6:30 Stupid truck ads. Centrifuges have to be balanced or they will not spin.
6:34 Stupid me. I put too much sour cream in Liz’s Evil Dip.
6:38 Rescinded! Checked the recipe, and that was the right amount of sour cream I put in. …wait, I’m still stupid for making it at all. My arteries clog whenever I look in its direction.
6:40 Stupid East Coast. As a Midwesterner, I hate it when sports playoffs come down to New York vs Boston. Give me a goddamn break. Red Giants vs. the New Yankees BLAH BLAH BLAH. There are OTHER RIVALRIES OUT THERE, yo. cubfan63 is rooting for “a tie with lots of injuries.” Me, I am rooting for the Giants, because I like the song they ran out on the field to better than I like the Patriots’ song. (Kanye West’s “Stronger” vs. some Black Sabbath or whatever.)
7:03 Stupid Derek Jeter.
7:24 Why are there always so many job site ads during Superbowls?
7:30 Racial stereotypes much, Bud Light?!
7:30:20 (I must remember that I am not the target demo for Anheuser-Busch.)
7:41 Justin Timberlake rocks.
8:04 OK, people were bitching about Prince’s guitar being too phallic??!
8:06 Srsly, though. It’s a FLYING PENIS. That pierced a pink heart.
8:32 The head-shrinker commercial made me laugh so hard I cried. Reaganite thinks I’m insane.
8:39 Maria Shriver endorsed Obama three days after Arnold endorsed McCain? (DC football.)
9:13 Ha! The Frist-Carville ad rocks. Those Segway tours are awesome.
9:39 One reason I seldom watch football is that it makes me feel 10 IQ points stupider.
9:44 Still laughing at the “tiny head” line from the cars.com ad.
10:10 Now, THAT is why I watch playoff games even when I don’t care!
10:16 Of course, the shout-outs to the Polo Grounds and Yankee Stadium do irritate.